most humans get to experience the joys of public restrooms on a regular basis. if you do not fit into this category then maybe you are a germaphobe or a hermit?…either way you are surely missing out.
today i visited the bathroom headquarters at walmart. two minutes after entering the premises i heard a fog horn from the stall next to mine…followed by several sinking ships. eheem.
what i need to know is: what on earth is the appropriate response to THAT?!
do i:
a) evacuate the premises immediately after the alarm sounded? (i had clearly been warned).
b) laugh hysterically because i have a middle-school-boy’s humor?
c) ask if the horn-blower is alive and well?
d) do my thannggg and when we meet at the hand-washing station pretend like nothing happened…even though internally i am totally sizing her up and asking god how such a voluminous noise came from such a tiny human.
thoughts? recommendations? similar experiences? any fog-horn makers out there want to share what kind of response they would most appreciate?
curious + amused,
c
anecdotes of a sassafras 
guys would have a contest to see who could be the loudest…
then, at the hand-washing station, the winner would get first dibs on the paper towels…
hahahhaa
bahahahahahaha! i’m dying.